Dear Germany,
People say you have no sense of humor but I find you hilarious.
There are some things that will never get easier with time. Like bad flooring and smelling people's hair close-up.
Read MoreNo word of a lie. I was at Real yesterday morning to get some breakfast stuff (Real is a grocery store) and the 80 year old man in front of me at the cash out had 6 giant bags of gummi bears and a playboy magazine.
Read MoreLiving in Treptower Park right now. Take a lot of trains these days.
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