DENMARK IS NUMBER ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Check out this blog. It's pretty much hilarious.

DENMARK IS NUMBER ONE!

Amongst the many accomplishments of Denmark are:

• Highest food prices in the EU!!
• Danes produce the most waste in the EU!
• Danes are the EU's top most prejudiced people!
• Danes are the EU's top cocain abusers!
• Number one in mouth cancer!
• Danes top the Nordic countries in drinking!

Mouth cancer.

Now if that's not something to be proud of, I don't know what is!

YAYYYYYY DENMARK!

*boards plane for London*